cliffofbriggs

Good evening, dear Mundane.
It really is such an honor to meet you and I'm quite flattered that you have decided to pick me. It hasn't even been that long since you first heard of me.
But are you sure you can handle me? I could turn out to be a challenge for you, but well... if you have as much imagination as me, I believe things will go well.

Let's write wonderful stories together, mm?

Revo, Heika of Sound Horizon Kingdom

I hate you so much right now and this possible musebox idea isn't going to make it up to me.
There are a lot of things I won't forgive you for, this is one of them.

And take down the creepy icon; it's never going to be used after all.

Well, was that little stroll 'round the block good enough for you? Got you all ready to just jump right in and let me loose a little bit? Well, sure, you might be jumpin' the gun with this "still-in-theater" thing but I think you got it. Hey, not like we can do that much wrong - but we can do that much right.

So, how 'bout it, boss? Let's find me a real live place.

You know as well as I do, madam, that this is a bad idea, for any number of reasons. I'm certain that you don't need me to write you a list; it should be obvious to anyone with half a brain in their heads what it is that I'm referring to. Perhaps not even that.

If you feel such a strong desire to torment me, I'm sure it would be easier and much less messy for all involved if you simply left me to my fate with a small horde of darkspawn. I'm sure it would be fitting enough, and it would make this entire process quicker.

Mun? While words can't describe how appreciative I am for you having the Castle give me the Tristan for Christmas, I can't say I appreciate your choice in people that I've made enemies with. Honestly, I'm against Travis now? Don't think I didn't see what he did to Lucian during his loss, I'm fully aware what he's capable of! Isn't that guy an assassin or something? Unlike Grimmjow, Dio and Jan, he's human, at least...

No, "You'll be back in two weeks" is not comforting. I'd rather not take the chance of dying, thank you. And no, I will not kick my Tristan out of frustration like you want me to in-game.

Now! Get to bed. You said yourself you want to do five canon reviews. Mine, Lucian's, Ky's, Gouto's and now Oswald's. Yes, I know you love that new CD of yours, you've made that clear by listening to nothing but that for the past two days, but you've gotta go to bed sometime. Sometimes I wonder if it's the muse's job to take care of the mun instead of the other way around.

Dear Mun.

Really? Lawyers? I can't beat lawyers? I got caught by lawyers?

And time travel, Really?


Have you been watching to much Sarah Connor Chronicles again?

Mundane, I regret to inform you that you are quickly wearing thin what remains of my patience. You've been eying that application long since before Christmas rolled around and while I was willing to forgive your stalling due to both the lack of needed answers and the lack of time due to the holidays, it is long past time for you to get to work before you end up regretting your laziness. Now that you've actually reserved, you only have so much time to do this you should recall.

You have all of the information you need outlined and I know you've been working on just how to word what you want to write down...I thought you might have even realized what I'm trying to point out here without me having to say it when I saw you working on writing part of it down last night. Unfortunately it would appear I was mistaken on that part.

Now, I'm only going to tell you this once here. Get off your ass and get back to work, and I mean do some actual writing. Plotting and planning is a good place to start and to set it all up, but it goes no where unless you actually put it into action. Do so now.


....fine, go to bed, get some sleep.

Just realize that I will be expecting you to actually work on this issue later tonight and to have something to show for it beyond plot ideas and outlines. Don't ruin this for us with your procrastinating...and no packing to move is not an acceptable excuse for your lack of progress.

Now go to bed and sleep.

Well, somebody's up early.

[a light chuckle] See, I told you - you just had t'wait. And look, things turned out pretty good, huh? Congratulations, mun.

Now go get some breakfast. I ain't startin' my big Pokemon journey with my mun on an empty stomach!

Today will be better than the last. Don't let anyone ruin it for you. Don't worry about the application. It can wait.

Mun, if that's what they call you.

I regret to inform you, but it must be done. You've left me held up in your head for far too long. I am not pleased. I won't aplogize for the mess I've made, and in fact, I will continue to be a nuissance until you concede to my threats needs.

I do not care that it makes no sense for a 500 year old king to be in New York. You will get it done. I do not care that it displeases you. I NEED TO GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD and you will see to it. Now.

Mun-san,

My dub voice actor's tendency to change only his timbre and not his pitch between some roles does not make it necessary for you to develop another alternate universe. (Besides, I'd rather leave the shapeshifting up to Hanamura. I suspect I have it a lot easier than these 'Frontier' kids when it comes to saving the world.)

Instead of trying to contrive some fusion AU with this Johnny Yong Bosch person, or one starring Hanamura as a knight or a digger of all things, I suggest you continue your efforts in wringing a post out of the engineering student, or perhaps post with that mercenary at the dressing room. You did get the go ahead for her, after all, and perhaps it would help you come up with her sample.

... Thank you for writing some more of my fanfiction, and for having your friend draw my world's DATS, though I can't entirely approve of your choice in pose for us. (I highly doubt even Masaru would resort to dancing for attention. Like shapeshifting, some things are best left to Hanamura.)

Sincerely,
Touma H. Norstein

What do you think you're doing? You're shenanigans with Mr. Edgeworth, Phoenix and Klavier aren't funny at all. Especially with Klavier. Stop laughing and go to bed. Now. Or I'll never let you play me again. In either game.

Um... Mun? That's what I'm supposed to call you, right? S-Sorry, I'm still a little new to this whole thing...

I'm glad you put me on that expedition with Bidoof and Spiritomb, and Jun and Leaf. It's been really fun! But, ah... but when we get back, can you try and post with me more? Well... just a little bit more. I mean, I know you've got a lot of other muses that you want to post with. Like that cake lady who still needs to meet everyone... a-and that scary scientist guy, too! And, ah, please don't do that plot idea you have with me and him. Please?

Ah... I-I guess I'm just trying to say, don't forget about me. O-Okay? Thanks!

Dear Mortal,

You are so not serious about this, are you? Sending me to a place where my goddess powers will be like limited is so not getting you any good favors. Take my advice sweetpea, don't bother and find somewhere so much more awesome. Besides, how will I be able to entertain or amuse myself with all those mortals if I get my goddess powers limited? That's like so totally boring. So like go out and find someplace actually fun, ok?

~♥Aphrodite, The Goddess Of Love

PS: Totally random, but this username thing you gave me? It's really cute♥ I so love it.

Bonsoir, Mademoiselle!

Thank you for sending me to this so-called dressing room. I was delighted to meet with Monsieur again, and I think I caught a glimpse of Violette as well. I am looking forward to interacting with new people as well - perhaps they have stories to share.

I do hope you aren't too nervous about guiding me. It is my honor to be your first doll, but you really shouldn't be too worried. After all, you do have a few friends there, do you not? And I know the love you have for the world I live in.

Keep going, Mademoiselle. I shall definitely support you!

~ Hortense

Ah Mademoiselle, my wonderful little miss mundane!~ I have heard the fantastic news of you sending me somewhere!

We're going to get a home!

Indeed my dear boy! And such a perfect place for one such as me. A dream realm... yes... My dearest mademoiselle, a gypsy is a seller of dreams and fantasy you know.

They ARE?

Why yes! Teller of tales, seer of futures, enchanters every single one! No greater dancer than a gypsy.

No better trickster than a gypsy.

Hush you.

[Flops]

Now then my dear we have much work to do. You must, after all, work on your application. Such work I know. But you'll be fabulous dear dear girl! And with me by your side-

You can't fail!

Well said.

And what exactly did you hope to accomplish by making this account? Only if you pay me 1000000 gald will I consider being your muse.

...Eh? You're not serious?

I have no choice?

...

Hahaha! Oh what will become of me? Help, someone, help me! I'm a damsel in distress~!

...Yeah no way are you controlling me. C'mon, pay up!

It's been two years since you've last tried to push me into one of those places people always say you can't escape from. And last time you stuck me in a Shibuya filled with doubles of nearly everyone. Not a particular pleasant thing to get dumped into. Yes, both of them.

...If you haven't figured it out already, I'd rather not repeat the experience.

And no, I'm not going to wear a spicy tuna roll costume. Not even if you ask nicely. (What normal person even asks that sort of thing?) Leave that to some another me.

Still trying to play at royalty, I see. And posting at such an obscure hour of night. How... amusing.

[slightly butchering the name] You have that... Kurando fellow to amble about with, do you not? The foreign boy. Why don't you see to him instead, hm?

Abandon this futile effort. I will not have you waste my time here.


No. You will not tempt me with chariot races.